Had a nice Memorial weekend. I think the boys are just realising that school will be out this Thursday. They are being nice to each other lately. Or it could be that I posted two new rules on the fridge. No hitting and No cussing. 30 minute timeout. I have had to put them in timeout only twice each in the last week or so. And not at all in the last couple of days. Yay.

Remember when I told you about "That's a neck" and how my son Ricky used to say it a lot. Well now the word is "Chop" and he finishes that off with a chop to the back of your neck. His friends all do it and this morning my three year old Chase did it too.
I asked Chase if he needed to change his diaper. He said "No". So I came back with "But you have been wearing it all night." He says "Chop". I look down at him and he realises that he was on to something and he says it again "Chop!" And I'm like *"Awe - H E double hockey sticks - No" and as soon as Ricky got out of the shower I told him about it and he goes and gives Chase a high five and knuckles. As if!

Ok I am the worst person to have in the car when you get pulled over. I imediatly tell the officer everything I was doing wrong so he can write the tickets up faster. Seriously!
I was rushed out the door this morning so I just grabbed the keys and Chase. I drop the boys off at school, literally one block away from the house and was on my way back home when the cop makes a u-turn and flips on his lights. I realize that I don't have my seatbelt on, so I know I am doomed.
I pull over (on my own street) and roll down the window. I smile really big and say "I'm not wearing my seatbelt." To which the cop says " No and you were speeding in a school zone." I say "Really" He says "Yeah, 30 in a 25!"
So after I confess that I don't have anything with me like my license or my registration and that I don't actually live where my license says I do, he finally comes back to the car and gives me a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt. I swear the next time I get pulled over I will try to keep my mouth shut.

That stupid GM at work is an A-Hole. He actually came back from a job today with a new red truck. Like we would not have known that he was using company time to go and pick this personal equipment up. Not only that but he had to go to the bank to get the cash to pay for it and he tells me this like its no big deal. He gets 50% of the entire payroll for the entire company and he uses company time to do personal things too. Not only that but during his lunch he had his helper follow him home so he can drop off his harley and then they stopped at subway and ate here in the office for 1/2 hour. WTF! I really don't know whats worse, him bragging about the stupid truck of him using company time to buy it.



*I did not really say awe hell no to my three year old are you kidding me. That was just for story sake. Really!