"If your going to throw a nickel...

at a chicken you might as well hit it with a stop sign!"
I read Zook's blog and thats the first thing that I thought of to say to him. Your some special guy Zook, I wish you all the best. And just know that you have a straight (girl) friend in Florida who will think about you every so often ; )...Stop by anytime to listen to my insanity when yours gets too much!...

So a friend of the kids dad just came up to my work and asked how I was doing. He came in because he thought that the phone that Rick had sold him was my mothers but I had never seen it before. He was having a problem with the min he just added to it and needed the password or something. I could not help him out. He asked if I had a boyfriend and then I think he asked me out, or something. He's a really nice guy and all but he's Ricks "friend". I put it in " " because Rick really has no friends just people he uses every once in a while. We'll see...

Lets do a little storytelling (; )@Zook) shall we...The think about the chicken comes from a guy I went to high school with named Christopher Sapp. I was on the yearbook staff in 11th grade in the year 1990-1991. I was writing this bit where you had to do a picture of a student and then write one of their quotes. Chris Sapp was a tall Blonde haired Babe. His hair went down to his butt and he always wore it down.
He was dating a friend of mine that I was in cross-country and track with. I picked the two of them to do the story on even though it had nothing to do with them dating.
For Cheri I had her stand on the second floor, on the outside of the banister. I took the picture from the ground floor looking up. It was a bad ass pic if I do say so myself. We got into huge trouble with the Yearbook teacher when the photos came back but it was worth it and it got into the book!
For Chris it was a pic of him hanging upside down just outside the stage/drama classroom. We both sahred that class as well as some others. Another pic that got us some heat but it also made it into the book!
I asked them both for a quote to go with the story and although I can't for the life of me remember what chere's was I will always remember what Chris' was.
I could use that piece of advise for just about any occassion and it works. The first time I heard it I was like Chris is just being a wiseguy. But over the years I have realised that it is the best quote that there ever was...well except mine of course...Two guys walk into a heavy metal bar the second one should have ducked!
I wonder if I still have that yearbook? (ponder... ponder... ponder...)