trouble's looming

He got out today! Already talked to the kids twice. Wants to see them this afternoon. Already asked for money for a haircut. I knew this would happen. I have to remember to ask him about the cat. See when I got kicked out of the last apartment we let him watch the cat. Then he was put in jail and the cat was at his Dad's house. We told his Dad we still wanted the cat but needed to find a new home for him. Now we have not talked to his Dad since he told Scout to call him back later on Christmas. I thought that meant that he didn't want to talk to us anymore. Since when do you tell your grandchild to call back later after only talking to them for 5 seconds!?. Anyway, our cat was really special to us. It was Feret's cat, he named him Hot Wheels. we all called him Kitty. He was nutered and his front paws were declawed, due to the leather funiture.

Anyhoo, I had Wednesday and Thursday off this week, cause we have been really slow with no work. I went to the bookstore on Wed morn. Spent 2 hours in there reading books in the bibliography isle. You would think that they would have chairs in the isles. I didn't feel like commiting to any one book for more that 5 minutes so I had to stand and read them. I don't remember the names of the books I found but I'll give you a run down...

1. Paris Hiltons book about how to act like an heiress. Really liked that one. I love the fact that she is so for real. It actually says in there that to look really cute all you have to do is loose things. Oh and have a lot of cell phones. Also, if you wear something twice you have worn it once too many times.
2. A book on side-show freaks. Could have been called the most unusual humans but whats the difference? I love train wrecks. Anything to keep my mind off my own train-wreck of a life! There was one woman who had an undeveloped twin attached to her. She had legs coming out between her own legs. It said that she had five babies, three with her own womb and two with her twins. Her husband got a two-fer-one deal. Weird.
Third and last one that I read with great interest was Goldie Hawn. Her cover really caught my attention cause of her eyes. No really her eyes are really nice, Kinda like Ferets! anyway I looked at the pics mostly, it was really interesting too.
There were other boooks that I broused through but cant remember right off the top of my head. oh, I did pick up Ron Jeremy's book. Really funny stuff in there.

On Thursday I cleaned house. Not like from top to bottom but sideways a little. I did the tables and the sliding glass doors. then I did the floors and the kitchen. I don't know how but the washer is not draining. So I asked Dad to look at it for me. He took things apart and put them back together. I ran another load through and still not working. So he went to the hardware store and got another belt. No go. returned that belt for a slightly bigger one and still no go. So I have a washer full of baby clothes and dirty water. Yum! I guess I will have to make it down to the laundry mat. Hey, why do they call it a laundry "Mat" anyway. I mean whats a mat?

I've been in a little writing rut latley. I can't seem to find my niche. Maybe I left in in one of the cars I sent to the junk yard? Or possably in one of Baby's diapers. Not really sure where to look for it. I guess when it shows up I'll know what it is cause I really don't even know what it looks like. It's been gone so long that I have forgotten. Not that I really was any good at writing but I think I have the right to think that someone values my opinion and my daily doings. Right? Someone out there cares about what I have to say in my blog, right?

Every day for the last two weeks there is this little mexican man that walks down the street where I work. At pretty much the same time every day. I don't really know if he has ever sold anything on my street cause I am at the end of the street and I just see him turning around and going back up the street to the main road. I wonder how much money he makes selling ice pops out of this three wheel cart? The bells on that thing are anoying. Glad he's gone, till tomorrow. Maybe one of these days I'll buy one of his ice pops.

My car is overheating today. I was in the drive-thru of Mickey D's this morning and I had already placed my order but not yet paid. when all of a sudden I see tons of white smoke coming from under the hood. I hand the guy the money and pulled on thru. The girl who handed me the drink gave me a funny look and I told her it was a loner from Gene Simmons. She nodded and said "Tell Gene I said to give me back my bra and panties!" Will do...

I just wrote a whole thing and when I was proof reading it I was like "What in the heck is my point?!?" So I erased it and this is what you get...

It's Friday the 13th. Are you ready for the weekend.

By the way, again, by popular demand, I have been asked to give my opinion about Imus. Here it is...

I think it is a witch hunt. And its not because I'm a fan. Personally I really thought he mummbled into the mic.

Have a great weekend

I don't normally drink. I think the last time I did was when I took my Dad and the Baby to the Seafood Festival in Everglades City. You have to drink there. If you don't, I think the locals spit at you feed you to the alligators one limb at a time while laughing at your head.

We had a really good time, however the porta pottys where practically overflowing and the lines were worse than Disneylworld. I'm not joking, they were filled to the brim. And the cute little sink was filled too. I realise that this sounds really gross and all, but I really need you to understand that the stench coming from the johns was sorta like a three day dead cat.

They did have a live band and lots of seafood and gator tails. We snacked on Gator while we walked around checking out the booths. Had to buy a bendy gator for a dollar to support some bikers chrome fetish. Later we bought a sampler dish with all kinds of fishy stuff on it. At twenty bucks a pop it was almost worth it. The three of us filled our bellies with fried clams and mullet. Crab meat and lobster and those little red cray fish. Really enjoyed the day.

By the way, Gator does not taste like chicken. At least no chicken that I have ever tasted. More like - oh, never mind. I think you see where i'm going with this...

In other news, my Dad has Jury Duty today so last night I cut his hair. I even got Baby to sit still for a few seconds and trimed his hair.

delivery guys

This delivery guy just came in with some materials and asked me where I would like him to "put it". I know, very mature, right? Here I am signing the delivery slip and... giggling. When am I going to grow up?

Speaking of growing up, after my shower this morning I grabbed a pair of scissors and lopped off bout 5 1/2 to 6 inches of hair. Don't worry, I have not gone all Brittney Spears on you guys. I do this on a regular basis. I have only gone to a salon once in the past say 8 years.

One time about 10 years ago, I went to get my hair dyed blonde. I had met the hairdresser at a bar, we had the same birthday and were both celebrating. My boyfriend at the time was out of a job so I asked her if she needed her car detailed or anything. She said sure, so while she bleached my hair he detailed her car. For some reason it cost me about $60 for the equipment to do her car and all I got was a $35 dye job which I could have done myself for eight bucks. She didn't even blend it. It was all one color and I looked like an overweight Mary-Kate.

My View

Ok, by popular demand, I will give you my view on ANS. And only once! So listen up.

And for those that don't know me that well I'll give you the rundown. I watched almost every episode of the Anna Nicole Show. I watched some of the news about her court battles and I live in the same state where she died. So I consider myself above average in knowing every aspect of life.

There is no way that you could convince me that Howard had anything to do with Anna dying. Period.