delivery guys

This delivery guy just came in with some materials and asked me where I would like him to "put it". I know, very mature, right? Here I am signing the delivery slip and... giggling. When am I going to grow up?

Speaking of growing up, after my shower this morning I grabbed a pair of scissors and lopped off bout 5 1/2 to 6 inches of hair. Don't worry, I have not gone all Brittney Spears on you guys. I do this on a regular basis. I have only gone to a salon once in the past say 8 years.

One time about 10 years ago, I went to get my hair dyed blonde. I had met the hairdresser at a bar, we had the same birthday and were both celebrating. My boyfriend at the time was out of a job so I asked her if she needed her car detailed or anything. She said sure, so while she bleached my hair he detailed her car. For some reason it cost me about $60 for the equipment to do her car and all I got was a $35 dye job which I could have done myself for eight bucks. She didn't even blend it. It was all one color and I looked like an overweight Mary-Kate.