I don't normally drink. I think the last time I did was when I took my Dad and the Baby to the Seafood Festival in Everglades City. You have to drink there. If you don't, I think the locals spit at you feed you to the alligators one limb at a time while laughing at your head.

We had a really good time, however the porta pottys where practically overflowing and the lines were worse than Disneylworld. I'm not joking, they were filled to the brim. And the cute little sink was filled too. I realise that this sounds really gross and all, but I really need you to understand that the stench coming from the johns was sorta like a three day dead cat.

They did have a live band and lots of seafood and gator tails. We snacked on Gator while we walked around checking out the booths. Had to buy a bendy gator for a dollar to support some bikers chrome fetish. Later we bought a sampler dish with all kinds of fishy stuff on it. At twenty bucks a pop it was almost worth it. The three of us filled our bellies with fried clams and mullet. Crab meat and lobster and those little red cray fish. Really enjoyed the day.

By the way, Gator does not taste like chicken. At least no chicken that I have ever tasted. More like - oh, never mind. I think you see where i'm going with this...

In other news, my Dad has Jury Duty today so last night I cut his hair. I even got Baby to sit still for a few seconds and trimed his hair.